The Amish are screwing all of us...

Playing the long-game...

The Amish are the ones who are screwing us!

They're over there having the time of their life, farming, making beautiful-babies, building beautiful-barns and furniture...

...and we are over here arguing against each other whether Capitalism or Marxism is the better ideology for our consumer-habits.

Here we are debating Biden versus Trump versus Kamala versus Pence versus Cruz versus Schumer versus Pelosi... Watching our own children get lost to the cultural-rot of our post-industrial society. Where are our barns, where are our children, where is our artisanal-furniture?

Our society is en-wrapped in some of the most low-frequency stuff on the planet. And the Amish are over there being all a-political, being all pacifist, being all agrarian, you know transcending the material plane. They're dealing in the high-frequency spiritual thetans baby... Where do I get me some of that stuff... Oh yeah right in my freaking backyard...

Stuff you won't find in your dystopian urban-suburban sprawl. You can't get it from your local dealer, although he'll try to sell you the bad stuff. Nah right here in rural America, That's where you get the strong-shit. The super high-frequency, and very-agrarian and traditional and feudal high. The sublime transcendental moonshine of hard work and toil.

Before all of this, before all the hyper-reality of today's dystopian-industrial, society of the spectacle, this was a way of life. This is what dreams were made of. You can find it. That spark still exists out there. Do not let that spark, that flame within you, turn to embers and ash. You can still have it. It can be yours.

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