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Thy notifications come... Thy apps be fun...
Sometimes you see such Beautiful Poetry out in the World, you must share:
Our Galaxy who art made by Samsung
Hallowed be thy screen size
Thy notifications come
Thy apps be fun
on the bus as they are at work
Give us this day our daily YouTube,
and forgive us our shitposts,
as we forgive those who shitpost about us,
and lead us not into Snapchat,
but deliver us from TikTok.
For thine is the Facebook and the WhatsApp, and the Instagram,
forever and ever.