Here we go again. It's election season 2o2h!
The Drip drip drip of decline turns to choppy waters.
What are the choices America has really?
Kalifornia Kamala?
TRUMP Tower NYC?
CHAOS! and inevitable decline. . .
Let's face it. The East and West Coast have done a horrible job maintaining itself.
It is hard to think America has a bright future with the two coasts running the show. The crumbling inner cities are a nihilistic mess. With the drip drip drip of “progress”, the urban landscape gets bleaker each day. Who can rescue them from the belly of the beast? No one is signing up for this task. NO ONE.
Kamala and Kalifornia has become the epitome of wealthy global AI chat bots banning the plebs from the beaches while making everyone an absolute trashy NPC bore. Is Oakland really worth emulating? Does Ukraine really need more F-16s? Is this America’s future? You got to clean your room first!
With this Harris shit it's like Obama all over again. Harris is a female Obama. Slightly worse coherency but same shit. Romney and McCain never stood a chance with the establishment so in favor of the favoured candidate. America loves a turd coconut sandwich.
Trump and the Republicans. If I was to be honest for a moment, If anything, they are just soft leftists. Center-left. Soft communists. A reactionary return to the glory days of the 1980s. Trump really just represents a more classic patriarchal liberal from yesteryear, but not really the fire and brimstone return to tradition that America needs right now. We need a much bigger Overton window shift if we are to reverse this decline.
Left, Right, what is the difference really? Uniparty? Communism versus soft-communism? Mixed economy versus Nixed economy.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for Amish style communism. Your family and local community are worthy of communal giving 😎 💯 America needs more budding communities, not less. It's one reason we love it here in “Almost Heaven” West By God Virginia. This community is so gosh darn friendly here. Everyone sharing the abundance of their gardens, honking and waving all the time. The Amish are right around the corner in Ohio. I still have all my teethe. What is not to love about fly over country?
Why would we ever shun those truly worthy of Love?
I never really thought Trump was going to win in 2o2h. Ok, except for that brief fleeting moment when he dodged that aspergers bullet, but seriously. Wtf was that gone in a split second event all about. Trump was so badass until we barely stopped, took a deep breathe..... and realized the gravity of the situation before we all simply moved on. Trump should have just focused on this one event and rode out on its coat tails for the next 6 months. Blaming the Media and Democrats for emboldening the autist. But in our sunset days everyone moved on so quickly like the Smartphone addicts we have become that it's just as old as JFKs hit at this point.
In all truth-full candor, If Trump really wanted the youth vote he would not be sucking up to israel every chance he gets. The Christians were already voting for him, there really is no need to keep pandering to the base already.
Same goes for that 13% of the Kardashian population he is always courting. They are like single cat ladies. Society stopped caring about them after they stopped caring about society. The feeling was and is mutual. Believe me.
Everybody but the truly angry person hates War. Trump should have just run as the anti-Ukraine, anti-war guy with JD Lance-less Vance by his isolationist side. It is a win win for Caucasoids and Slavs everywhere. Buchanan-pilled. I love it.
Kamala. Vapid. Filled with Bromides. Coconut-pilled.
Okay I freaking admit it now. I've been coconut pilled for the last 5+ years. I'm over here watering my garden and tendering my goats while y'all still be working penniless paper pushing cubicle jobs like pimple poppers. No disrespect to dermatologists. I have a coconut avec straw in my mouth at least once a day in the afternoon while soaking in my hot water trough in the garden listening to yacht Rock. Just sippin coconuts Bros. I get it dude, it's the most vapid thing ever. Chilling, relaxing, Netflix and chill and all that Kamala represents. It harkens back to the glory days of the 2010s renaissance that never happened because I just made it up. No one looks nostalgically on these last 20 years. I mean really the 90s sucked too, but folks wax eloquently about them all time. Even when Cobain, or his wife at the time, put an end to it all, it was still at least better than these last two decades for the public at large.
What the f*** has happened to this country in the last 20 years anyways. We're not supposed to be coconut pilled. This isn't f****** Costa Rica. Is it?
Anyone who really knows me privately will understand I've been calling this a Banana Republic for at least as long. We're not just coconut pilled, we are Banana Republic chill-pilled. We are a Banana Pina Colada Republic. An embodiment of Jimmy Buffet's Margarita-ville spilling over the southern border with Nancy Pelosi slurring half Spanish platitudes about "Sí, se puede".
Sometimes I like to joke with my really close pals, "This is what we won World War II with our Russian buddies for, right?” Are we all crazy for having late night dreams of speaking German? Instead we got Sí, se puede.
As we begin to close out the second half of 2o2h, I implore you to not only vote. Vote your heart out. Wear it on your sleeve so we can tell how crazy you are. Vote for whomever you think this wayward Banana Pina Colada Chill-Pilled Republic deserves. Both Professor Sodom and our esteemed Dr. Gammorah will thank you. The Westboro Baptist Church are always accepting new members. I just signed up and got a nifty free lawn sign.
I don't want this screed to be viewed as anything more than satire and tongue in cheek rhetoric, but most of all let's not end this all gloom and doom pilled.
I am voting for this Amish guy for President.
The Amish still exist in this fine fine Country. Not only do they exist, but they thrive more than most. When faced with the atomization and freedom this country provides, what's the logical conclusion one should make? Embrace communal Amish-ism. Embrace the field. Touch grass. Together even. Man can be redeemed when individual men find greatness once more out in their forests and within their agrarian communities. The fields Bill Gates did not purchase yet at least? As a famous Russian-jewish emigre' once said,
"Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless pastures and fields of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the farmer in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be returned to. It exists.. it is real.. it is possible.. it's yours."
With some liberties,
jesse dustinelle forgioso